Saturday, April 26, 2008

Pikmin Strike

2nd Day

Blue: "Why, what a wonderful morning it is! WOOH!"
Olimar: "Why, yes, I most certainly agree. You are being most cooperative today!"
Blue: "But of course! You are he, the humanoid what plucked me from the ground, he who is my leader. WOOH!"
Olimar: "Ye be a rather bright little Pikmin! If I were to actually pay ye a salary, I'd probably give you a raise. But, then again, when ye died soon after, the money would be lost, and that would be just silly. Listen to me ramble! Back to work, Blue Slave!"
Blue: '>_> "Wooh!"

[Later, after another epic battle between the Pikmin and a provocative group of Bulborbs...]

Olimar: "Phew! All that pointing and ordering ye slaves around has gotten me pooped! I shall rest, and ye shall continue protecting my ship."
Blue: "Master, I have made an observation that you may wish to hear."
Olimar: "Ah, hast ye, lowly Blue Pikmin? Please, do bring this to my awareness."
Blue: "I have heard about creatures known as Doodlebugs, those which emit a poisonous gas that can suffocate Pikmin within seconds. As they pose a moderate threat to the welfare of our tribe, I would like to further investigate these monsters, as well as their whereabouts, to more capably protect my Master and his ship."
Olimar: "Hmm...ye hath convinced me that thine loyalties are with me, and thus, your wish be granted to ye."
Blue: "You will not regret this decision, Master."

[Back at Pikmin HQ, underneath the Blue Onion]

Blue 2: "What did he say? What did he say?"
Red: "He said I'm his favorite!!"
Blue: (smacks Red) "He gave us the OK, so we can now search for the Doodlebugs!"
Blue 2: "YAY!"
Yellow: "Wait, 'we'?"
Blue: "Feel free to join us, or sit back like a pee-colored coward."
Yellow 2: "You're on your own with this, because I know what you're up to, and it's just plain wrong."
Red 2: "Wait, 'we'??"
Blue 3: "Is there an echo in here?"
Blue: "I'm out, anyone who's coming with, follow me."
[10 Blues march out, and 1 Red]
Yellow: "Hold up! Red, why are you going?"
Red: "I'm going?? OH!! I don't wanna turn pee-colored.."
Yellows: ;<

1 comment:

LadyHitokiri said...

Heheheh, poor pee-colored Pikmin. Fate and genetics hath not looked kindly upon them. Either that, or the places where Olimar plucks them out of the ground where areas where dogs lifting their legs on! XD

The blue pikmin is my fave, he's smoof. Are there really monsters called bulborbs and doodlebugs in Pikmin? :P I can't wait for you to write more, I love it! I wanted to read it and give you feedback because I forgot you said you did it last night and didn't wanna forget to read it. ;)

I miss Spurlock too, we should at least make it a short story and end it soon, just write a little more. But I don't want it to end so I dunno...

Anywho, ttyl, Ceph-pie.

<3 Uki