Pikmin Strike

1st Day

Olimar: "Slaves, ATTACK!"
Red Pikmin: "WOOH! WOOH!"
Yellow Pikmin: "WOOH! WOOH!"
Blue Pikmin: "..."
Olimar: "BLUE SLAVE! I said ATTACK!"
Blue: "...Nah."
Olimar: "Hath ye forgotten who hath given birth to ye? I plucked you from teh ground, yoo are belong to ME."
Blue: "..."
OLIMAR: "A-WHAT IS THIS MUTINY? I'LL BURY YE FIVE FEET DEEPER IN TEH GROUND THAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU WAS A ZYGOTE!"
Blue: "...wooh."
Red: :> ??
Yellow: -_-'

[After several Pikmin deaths and casualities, back at Olimar HQ. Olimar is out on a bathroom break]

Blue: "...LISTEN UP!"
[Red and Yellow Pikmin listen up]
Blue: "I declare that we must overthrow the oppressive totalitarian dictator and alien-creature-collector that is Olimar. All in favor say I!"
Yellow: "...Why? What's 'totalitarian mean?'"
Blue: "It means bossy."
Red: "...what's 'the' mean??"
Blue: "It means YOU'RE STUPID. Alright, I'll take all of your incredibly incompetent answers as a big "I". We shall see who dies the next battle!"
Blue 2: "I see. But how shall we do it?"
Blue: "Well, I propose that we..."
Yellow: "Wait! I don't take orders from other Pikmin. Olimar's our leader! We must show him respect."
Blue: "He's not our leader, he's our OWNER. He doesn't care, he just wants to use us to get his ship parts back."
Red 2: "He has a ship??" :P
Yellow: ;)
Blue: "...yes, he does. Go away."
Blue 3: "I say we poison him!"
Blue: "BRILLIANT! However, in order for us to do that, we must first enlist the aid of the White Pikmin, for they are the only ones with access to such chemicals."
Yellow: "Good luck with that plan. Olimar has no Whites."
Blue: "...Then we'll just have to get him to find some Whites. Trust me, I know exactly how to pull it off."
Red: "NOO! DON'T PULL MY LEAF OFF!!"
Yellow: ;D
Blue: >_<